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Aug 21, 2014
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effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

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Aug 21, 2014
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love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

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Aug 21, 2014
@ 11:12 am
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Aug 21, 2014
@ 11:11 am
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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

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Aug 21, 2014
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danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

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Aug 21, 2014
@ 11:06 am
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werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

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Aug 21, 2014
@ 9:30 am
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nevver:

The Shape of Ideas

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Aug 20, 2014
@ 8:45 pm
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rhamphotheca:

Not a walkingstick… it’s an assassin bug (genus Emesaya). 
These and other members of the subfamily Emisinae are called thread-legged bugs. They are true bugs more closely related to things like stinkbugs and milkweed bugs than to walkingsticks, despite the similar appearance. 
Thread-legged bugs are predators, and their two front legs are modified for grabbing and grasping, much like those in praying mantids. They are small insects, averaging less than 1.3 in (3 cm), though some may reach twice that length. 
Some species have been observed stealing insects caught in spider webs, and even hunting the web’s owner itself. As in other assassin bugs, thread-legged bugs have a sturdy, straw-like proboscis that they puncture their prey with; they inject a lethal saliva that also liquifies the prey’s insides, and then suck it up. 
Thread-legged bugs can be found through much of the year and across most of the continental United States, into parts of southern Canada.photo by Jenn Forman Orth (urtica) on Flickr
(via: Peterson Field Guides)

rhamphotheca:

Not a walkingstick… it’s an assassin bug (genus Emesaya).

These and other members of the subfamily Emisinae are called thread-legged bugs. They are true bugs more closely related to things like stinkbugs and milkweed bugs than to walkingsticks, despite the similar appearance.

Thread-legged bugs are predators, and their two front legs are modified for grabbing and grasping, much like those in praying mantids. They are small insects, averaging less than 1.3 in (3 cm), though some may reach twice that length.

Some species have been observed stealing insects caught in spider webs, and even hunting the web’s owner itself. As in other assassin bugs, thread-legged bugs have a sturdy, straw-like proboscis that they puncture their prey with; they inject a lethal saliva that also liquifies the prey’s insides, and then suck it up.

Thread-legged bugs can be found through much of the year and across most of the continental United States, into parts of southern Canada.

photo by Jenn Forman Orth (urtica) on Flickr

(via: Peterson Field Guides)


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Aug 20, 2014
@ 8:44 pm
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kimiooon:

yum yum

kimiooon:

yum yum

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Aug 20, 2014
@ 8:43 pm
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The person I reblogged this from is hella rad

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